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Carpe Demotivational Poster

MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.

CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.

WHEN SHE ASKED ME - To come over and tear up her carpet, this is NOT what I thought she meant.

TAGS: carpet
Rating: 3.16/5

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agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:58 pm
Attention motifakers: angus90 is a 1L bomber. He shows up under different names, but last night, he managed to 1L bomb 100+ of Cubbybears top posters. Feel free to show this chicken**** loser the same courtesy! I thank you fopr your support.
GuinnessTroll - March 31, 2010, 7:50 pm
A great quote from Quagmire on the Family Guy.
angus90 - March 31, 2010, 6:54 pm
spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:34 pm
Good one angus, 5Ls.


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.


TAGS: carpe diem seize the day on yer segway
Rating: 3.28/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:40 am
Dudes! Beat it. The fuzz! By that I mean WTFO is here. He won't appreciate YOUR American foreign policy quips.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
That's WHITE-Canuckleheading.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:37 am
... while using Celine Deon and Machiavelli in the same breath to slam American foreign policy.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:36 am
Again, just kidding. If it wasn't for Sean, I might actually wonder why a few of my postings didn't rate better. He's the example that he doesn't want to be.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Wot's a "Canucklehead"? That sounds like a term you'd use for someone who plays both parts in a circle-jerk.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:30 am
Are you kidding me? I thought I've made it pretty clear that I think Sean's posters are one of the things that keeps me striving to keep striving. That Canucklehead is amazingly talented. Seriously. Though I've been facetious at times, this is not one.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
Motifake is just that way. Few are rewarded for quality. In the words of William Munny, "Deserve's got nothing to do with it". Or, are you just turning the hall-of-fame knife in Sean's back?
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:21 am
This deserves a much higher rating.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
Yes! A thousand times yes! Only five lions, though.

HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL….. - Only her hairdresser knows for sure

TAGS: peeping carpet match dra**s
Rating: 4.8/5

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vbattaile - November 17, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahahaha..... awesome


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?

NEO ATHEISM - Jesus had a shave and thanked Dad he didn't give up that carpentry gig

TAGS: jesus carpentry miracle
Rating: 1.76/5

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Hector - May 19, 2009, 2:12 pm
Why women live longer than men.

REDHEADS - myth confirmed

TAGS: tree fire carpet crotch redhead
Rating: 3.32/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 23, 2009, 9:53 am
Not if he's referring to the 'carpet matching the dra**s' myth... What were you talking about?
Derek - November 3, 2009, 3:13 am
You mean "myth destroyed", no?

Until death -



TAGS: carpet bomber not a carpet muncher
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:14 pm

great ph**oshop job GS....since all those posters were mine.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMFAO! I'm a pretty accessible target, huh?

Mythology -

TAGS: carpet lamp flying oriental
Rating: 4.56/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:37 pm
Who's mythology, and how is flying on a rug cool?
GaryO - January 30, 2014, 7:16 pm
Great pic, great caption


BETWEEN THE RESURRECTION AND THE SECOND COMING . . . - . . . Jesus used his carpentry skills to make some extra coin

TAGS: wood carpentry car jesus resurrection second coming coin skill
Rating: 3.89/5

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R.S.Jake - February 18, 2010, 1:35 pm
That may be true, it says "woodshop 3 years" under his Senior Yearbook ph**o.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
Funny bit of information. Did you know that the Bible says Jesus work with his hands. This does not actually mean a carpenter. Based on newfound evidence of his old hometown, it was more likely he was a mason or farmer. Still, love the poster!

LUCKY? - Meet Lucky the Turtle. His legs were eaten off and some nice human glued carpet slide replacements on him... Lucky says, "Thanks...asshole."

TAGS: this works fine as long as the ground is carpeted you jerk
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:50 pm
People been asking me, "Where'd you learn to fly that way?" Was over in Vietnam, chasin' NVA The government taught me, and they taught me right, Stay down, under the treeline, you might be alright Treetop flyer
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:46 pm
Whooo-hooo!! another border crossing
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:40 pm
It was a successful trip, Grey... so, no I don't remember.
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 7:35 pm
Rolling Rock, Curling STONES, geeesh don't you remember that trip to Vancouver?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
Hardwood floors over here... he'd scoot around my place like a curling rock.

MOTIFAKE TUNNEL SYNDROME - Kind of like Carpel Tunnel, But Sexier and With More Support

CARPENTERS - Masters of the tongue-and-groove.

TAGS: carpenters tongue groove
Rating: 3.5/5

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PeteMan - December 28, 2012, 7:12 am
C'mon people, this is clever. 5 dentally-challenged lions.


TAGS: women shoes day red carpet
Rating: 1.84/5
Emily - December 20, 2008, 5:36 am
Fine then Sean has a carpet fetish!
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:16 am
Yer an idiot in stereo ... I didn't even notice the shoe.
MFWLR - October 24, 2008, 3:54 am
Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.
Sean - October 23, 2008, 10:28 pm
Ok, just one question ... were you trying to get me fired?!!! Sorry -- cannot elaborate ... just answer my d*** question. Sheesh. P.S. love the poster ... but again, I cannot eloborate.